fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

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xbot360:

i wanna go outside but i dont wanna go sit by myself 

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oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge

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*screams because pants don’t fit properly*
*realizes I probably lost weight*
“OH YES PRAISE THE LORD THANK YOU FOR MY PANTS THAT DO NOT FIT”

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vodkaclifford:

remember when michael threatened to sell luke for a ps4

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and i knew it was bad
when i woke up in the mornings
and the only thing i looked
forward to was going
back to bed

poems from my uncle’s grave  (via inurement)

True story.

(via craydaysahead)
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selenerpatrol:

i love how some girls are soft and delicate and wear floral dresses and how some are fuckin hardcore and have short hair and are rad as hell and how others are a mix of the two

girls are so great

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